Friday, June 30, 2006

End of treaty.

Entry by : MX

[ 0001 ] "do u love me?" " can i be the 4th in-charged?" says:
hi xiao xi
» » xi « « " 如果能假装,那多好. ' says:
i tot im cute butt??
[ 0001 ] "do u love me?" " can i be the 4th in-charged?" says:
hmm...
[ 0001 ] "do u love me?" " can i be the 4th in-charged?" says:
if u insist...
» » xi « « " 如果能假装,那多好. ' says:
no no no
» » xi « « " 如果能假装,那多好. ' says:
im jus kiddin
» » xi « « " 如果能假装,那多好. ' says:
jokes
[ 0001 ] "do u love me?" " can i be the 4th in-charged?" says:
*screenshoted*
[ 0001 ] "do u love me?" " can i be the 4th in-charged?" says:
sry
» » xi « « " 如果能假装,那多好. ' says:
lame
» » xi « « " 如果能假装,那多好. ' says:
screenshot all u one
» » xi « « " 如果能假装,那多好. ' says:
cuz its the last u will ever get

* blocked MX *

This is the mini conversion(a.k.a oh-so-funny-conversion) i had with him not long ago. From this mini conversion, i bet many of you should already conclude that he is not only petty(a.k.a xiao qi), he is also very paranoid.

Just a simple and non-vulgar conversion, he can get so angry that he blocked his 15yrs and 8mths buddy. Not only we are 15yrs and 8mths buddy, our birthday are just 1 week apart. Our superglue-like friendship bond didnt go unnotice. Both of us are awarded the 2006 U-16 best buddy of the year award last year. We were also the runner-up in the same competition last year. But time changes everything.

From a caring and lovely xiao-xi, he changed to a demon who went around raping soft-toys ( latest victim : xiao-wu a.k.a ToRto ), endangered people's life by attemping to poke them with an umbrella ( latest victim : yj a.k.a oNty's 3rd in charged ), rejecting invitation for oNty's outing such as our daily lunching, once in a lifetime M-day, etc..etc.. ( all-time victim : ivan a.k.a onty 2nd in charge ), killing mother nature by depleting our precious resources ( latest victim : mother nature ), of course, not forgeting the nuisance he caused for us such as the nudge when wz ( a.k.a zy, woozhen, zhenyang, zerovirus etc...oNty's 1st song writer ) was having a great time playing our favourite past-time, D. He is also a big bully who went around bullying others. In order not to let him bully others, NIC (oNty 2006 1st recuitment) sacrifice himself by letting the demon bully. NIC, countless of people had benefited from your act of kindness. And for that, oNty salute you. If you think all these isnt enough to condemn him to hell, how about that time when he attempted to snatch xiao-wu (a.k.a ToRto) from K ( oNty all-time pillar ). Not only did his actions that which make us tries to avoid him, his lady luck wasnt really with him since the day he was born. After unsuccessful spell with oNty, he decided to abandon us and join the AO a.k.a anti-oNty ( founder : YT.chan). The newly formed AO wasnt having a stable foundation then, but under the great guidence of YT.Chan, the AO manage to expand their influence. Its was until xi joined the AO when their golden age ended. From the first day he joined, we can already feel the overwhelming aura surrounding xi covering the bright future of AO. YT.Chan knew the end was near, thus, he made a smart deal with oNty's leader ( a.k.a me ). He promised to disband the AO if i am willing to D with him. I wanted to end his misery , hence, i Ded with him. From that day onward, xi is without a clan. And soon, the cold war between him and oNty started. I tried to offer him a peace treaty ( AoS treaty - named after the money we had lost during the world cup ), but once again he disappointed me.

With the edvidence i shown above, i guess even a 6 yrs old kid can conclude that xi does changed alot. I shall end the topic on a sad tone. I guess there wont be any chances that we will be working together with xi in the near future. But since he was once an oNty, i wished him all the best for his bright future.

To Xi: I am grateful for what you contributed for oNtys all these years( actually, not much ). I really hope there will be chances that we can work together in the future, but due to the overwhelming negative respones from oNty, forget it.

And btw, i just lost another $15. Thanks alot Xi.

Enjoy

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

After Being Sacked From oNty.

( Xi's Incredible Feats! )

Reporting From Home At 6.30pm,

After much consideration, i decided to write an article on Xi, after much rumours, i eventually conclude that yes, Xi is not ONLY homosexual but, in fact, much more than that, he's bisexual, yes, fans and supporters of Xi, he is bisexual.

Xi spends most afternoons playing his computer games, especially '' kiss the guy'' and '' Damn, I'm Bisexual ''. At Night, He frequents gay clubs, he's 2nd home, as he calls it. For the record, he types I LOVE YOU TO HIS GUY FRIENDS LIKE ME.

Yes, I shall STOP Here Before He Sues Me. And I'll write a longer one Next Time.


Reporter & oNty Member : DAN! ( The DJ )

Friday, June 23, 2006

SUPRISE!

Entry by : XI

Astonish by my appearance? I doubt you people predicted that a IQ 20+ hot hunk can manage to hack into oNty's blog. It took me little effort to get into this stupid blog which is focusing on me. Actually, I am taking this opportunity to voice out my feeling towards the oNtys.

Before i join oNty, i am regarded as a fat retard who is good-for-nothing. At that peroid of time, i tried to get everyone's attention by acting real cool and learning how to rap. I always practise rapping until my tongue got tangled up. I always thought that by growing in size, i am able to recieve more attention. I grew into a humongous monster who is always caught to join the TAF club. The effort i put in went down the drain. No one recognised my existance... Then, i began to be Emo.

My shitty life took a drastic change until i met the oNtys. Those guys are real cool and i really hope to be part of them. Fate brought us together as we happened to be in the same class. Although i know that my body odour really kills, i still tried to mingle with them. To my surprised, they accepted me and invited me to be part of them. Thanks to the oNtys, i felt reborn again! They are the ones who treated me like a human-being. We spent alot of happy moments together and i am truly fortunate to be part of them.

However, as days pass, i began to not appreciate of thier kindness and take advantage of it. I show my gratitude towards their kindess by ignoring their invatation to oNty's outing and treat them like idiots. Then, i subject my life back to watching porn. Since then, they declared war on me and therefore, i had to join the Anti-oNty. Anti-oNty got a bright future as it was led by YT, but due to my stupidity and clumsiness, i hinders the group and therefore, was wiped out single-handedly by MX.

Now i am all alone, i really hope that the oNty can accept me once again as a better person. I realised that i cannot get enough attention when i am alone. Even being a poser, i still cant meet the target of a world-class attention seeker. I swear not to poke YJ with umbrella and not to wrestle with Nic. I swear to treat MX with respect and bow down to ZY everytime i see him. I doubt you people can imagine how much tears i shed when writing this. My tears gushed out from all parts of by body where there are holes. So, please accept me.

Your sincerly
XI
Hokkien Star War

Thursday, June 22, 2006

ToRto's latest photo...N a suprise...

Entry by MX:
ToRto's Pics







ok guys...i noe u all are bored of ToRto...okok...dun worry... oNty nvr disappoints

Special appearance by Xi

God noe wat he is doing... mayb juz posing infront of those gers in the background... or mayb juz seeking the attention of everyone... in conclusion, hes juz being himself...

kk... i noe all of u are worry abt xi's head condition... heres a recent pic of hes condition...

If u ask mi whether hes condition is improving or worsen, den u are a hypocrite. And fer yr information...xi hates hypocrites... so... congrats... u are 1 of us now...

Unbearable Umbrella, Rain of Laughter

Entry by YJ:

It's been a while since I have made an entry due to busy schedules and such, and for that, I apologize. What I'm about to touch on is nothing too important, nor is it threatening the world. Rather, it's quite personal. It did manage to leave a permanent scar in my teenage life, causing horrible mental images to occur now and then.

It happened on the 20th of June, which was 2 days ago. It began as a fine morning, but after a while, it started to rain. It didn't bother me, since the route that I take to school did not involve walking in the open, so I was pretty much sheltered from the rain. It all happened when I was on my way to the classroom. There I was, discussing about the great future of oNty with our dear WZ a.k.a. Woo Zhen, when all of a sudden, we noticed something different about Xi. We were going to greet him as a formal gesture of good will, and then it happened. We saw an umbrella on his hand! If it did not occur as a big issue to you, let me remind you that a fully grown man-thing walking to the classroom with a sling bag and an umbrella in his hand isn't the prettiest sight in the world.

WZ and I was like,"LOLROFLMAOBBQ LOOK AT XI WIF HIS UMBRELLA LOL SUXX0R!!!!!" He did not turn around to reply or attack us, whether or not he noticed is none of my business. Seemingly, he was not aware of his own embarrassment.

When he eventually noticed my insults constantly bombarding him, he attempted to counterattack by poking me with his umbrella. That had marked the final stroke of my tolerance. With my last breath, I fell to the ground, laughing insanely and non-stop. What he had done was the ultimate joke of his life, whether he has found out or not. Good work, Xi. You made my day.

Ultimately, let us not forget, ROFLMALOLBBQ XI IS A UMBRELLA BOY ROFL SUXX0R!!!!!

With that, I end today's post.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Goodbye Xi...

Entry by ivan:

As you people know Xi had quited oNty. But in fact, he had not pass up his letter of resignation and we oNty do not accept verbal account. According to oNty law number 186, Xi is in fact still in oNty. In order to get rid of this piece of crap, we oNty will officially issue a letter of resignation to Xi.(Subjected to copyright rule.)

Dear Xi:
oNty hereby thank you for your participation for these few years in oNty. We thank you for the joy and fun you brought to us, although it will be better without you. We appreciate your contribution, for example stinking the class and steal our food. We oNty must let you know one fact, your presence is really significant to us.

We are so sorry that we have to sack you because ur shithead face is really horrible. We are also afraid that your balding will become contagious and this life-threatening disease will spread among the oNty. We also cannot stand your horrible odour cause it really stinks like hell. Your acting cute also disgusted us. Especially when you are playing with Torto. That sight was inhuman.

You are now officially term as Ex-oNty member. You shall stay away from us and stop pestering us. You are really a fucking shithead. You stinks and you stick onto people. Please stop trying to start a conversation with oNty and try to let us accept you again. We appreciate if you will be 5metres , at least, away from us.

oNty is not as hard-hearted as you people think. We hereby term the condition for Xi if he wants to join back oNty, the greastest association ever after Al Qaeda. You are required to offer us the extra valued $288 fruit hamper and kneel down infront of us until your freaking pig trotters grow roots. Another option will be for Xi to run around naked in Cologne, Germany, during the Sweden and England World Cup match. Other terms and condition will be subjected to other oNty member request. We oNty do not feel a bit of remorsefulness for sacking this piece of crap.

Thankyou.

To Xi : SONG BO YOU ARE SACKED! NOW BALD ALONE AND FUCK OFF! EARTH DONT NEED YOU!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Exclusive Xi Song. ( Not For Download )

Entry By Zy

As you all know, xi likes rap songs a lot. ( Scroll down for more information )
And so we specially cooked up a song exclusively for him and HIM ONLY.
The rap song's beat is similar to Krayzie Bone Feat.Chamillionaire's " ridin'" ( It is currently the billboard top 100 number 1 hit song )

Enjoy^^ Xi Hong Feat.Anne Lee " Flirtin "
==========================================

[ Chorus ]
They see me flirtin'
They hatin patrollin and tryna catch me flirtin dirty
Tryn' ta catch me flirtin dirty (4X)
My music so loud I'm swangin
They hopin' that they gone catch me flirtin dirty

[ Rap by Anne lee ]
Grindin to see if they can see me lean
I'm shity, so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me flirt by they can see these gleam
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Now flirtin with a new chick, she like "Hold up"
Next to the Playstation controlla
It's a full clip and my pistolla, send a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know I'm so handsome and emo
Just tryna bone, ain't tryna have no babies
Flirt clean as hell, so I pull in ladies
Laws on patrol and you know they hate me (Know ya hate me)
Music turned up all the way to the maximum
I try to act cool, playing some bball to impress
But oh shit me it ain't goin in
I fart real hard and one for pollution
Windows down, gotta stop pollution
City change just like, "Who is that producin?"

[ Chorus ]
They see me flirtin'
They hatin patrollin and tryna catch me flirtin dirty
Tryn' ta catch me flirtin dirty (4X)
My music so loud I'm swangin
They hopin' that they gone catch me flirtin dirty
Tryn' ta catch me flirtin dirty (4X)

[ Rap by xi ]
You wouldn't think it so, I raped torto and gave it nightmares
Cause they think they know
They know I'm a shithead, sexturbo, mostly lardass
Pull me over, try to check my fats (Fats)
When they realize I ain't even flirtin dirty
Bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood (Hahaha)
I'ma just a emokid ( Slash Slash Slash )
You can't arrest me, plus you can't sue
I could be tough tell 'em that they shoulda known
Cause I am just redhot like anne lee ( Bg:ANNE LEE ! )
Like they couldn't stop me
Attention seeking is ma specialty
Ain' watching porn ( x2 )

[ Chorus ]
They see me flirtin'
They hatin patrollin and tryna catch me flirtin dirty
Tryn' ta catch me flirtin dirty (4X)
My music so loud I'm swangin
They hopin' that they gone catch me flirtin dirty
Tryn' ta catch me flirtin dirty (4X)

[Outro]
*tires squeel* ( Xi )
AWWW...OHHHHHhhh Shit ( Anne Lee )
Shit man ( Xi )
Ohhh xi....your da man.... ( Anne Lee )

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The Birth to the Death...

Entry by : ivan

Ever imagine how Xi's life started??? Ever imagine how Xi's will end??? Actually, this question we oNty did really think of it. So I hereby present the birth to death of Xi. Words maybe dull and u ppl may be bored. Therefore, in order to live up the name of the efficiency of oNty, illustration will be put up to help you ppl to understand better. (WARNING : Pictures you are about to see may cause discomforts. Viewers discretion is advised.)



Thats the birth of Xi!! Its somewhere in a pig farm.(No one take record of the name of the farm because no one really give a shit bout his birth.) As you can see, he was a cute little baby at young age. Records had shown that the doctor who delivered him died due to his fucking shithead face. He was not suffering from baldness at that age as he dun even have a strain of hair. During this period of his life, its basically eat, shit, sleep, act cute, seek attention and more eating. This is also the time he get his poor peeing aiming habit. Nothing much actually. Just the fuking pig.





Thats xi learning how to swim. As you ppl will noe, the purpose for him to learn to swim is juz to go to the swimming pool to watch other girls swim. Just look at that pair of pervetic eyes. Thats part of Xi skill. Those eyes may seems to be closed but Xi actually can see very clear. Thats the 1st grade peeping tom skill. However, the picture may be showing Xi in a very comfortable position, but actually he is struggling, paddling his four freaking pig legs. So when you see xi anywhere in swimming pool, just give him a kick or anything worst. ( Picture taken from Hougang simming complex)




As you ppl noe, Xi is always desperate for woman love. He will always think of himself as a pitiful kid and think no one understands him. He will always hope his dreamgirl will appear. All these fascination can be seen on this pic. If you happens to be a girl, why not try your luck and try to know Xi better. Whenever his fascination starts, he will wear his angel ring around his neck. OOOooo... How cute...



Thats Xi in his teenage life. This is where the Emokid, Lardass and Sexturbo thingy started. Its also the era where he get total controlled by the oNty. At this part of his life, he will start to think of his future... Lawyer? Pilot? Doctor? What job will Xi be taking? However, these will be all his dream... His future was already destined by oNty. Don't hurry, we will show you his future later. Lets talk more about Xi now. Hmm.. during his teenage life, life was hard. Why? You ppl should know why. This blog will be the answer. OKOK. I know you ppl cant wait for Xi future. No problem. I will show you.



Ok. Needless to say. I guess you ppl know this will be the outcome. Actually his life was quite a roller coaster. Its not that bad afterall. Yup. Thats it. Before you ppl notice Xi is dead. I hope you ppl will treasure him more after reading this.



(This picture is meant to be Xi's tombstone) AAAAwww... How nice of oNty to make such a lovely tombstone. Thx oNty first incharge MX for the tombstone. Please dun shed a single tear because thousands of pigs like this die everyday.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Where is the love?

Entry by YJ:

There are reasons why the society is not functioning as well as before, be it economically or in civics. Yet, problems faced today are commonly found to be rooted out from one source. If you haven't figured out yet, then please refer to the articles below. Yes, I am talking about people like Xi. You see, they are not only eyesores to us, they are also, in fact, more harmful and dangerous than you can think of. Here are the very fundamental issues they bring about:

Rapid decrease in resources
As you all know, our resources are rapidly being used up. But do you really know where they went? You shouldn't, because these issues weren't being disclosed to the public. After years of research by our intelligence, we have discovered that about 78% of daily usage is contributed by people like Xi. In fact, Xi has personally take up about 20% of the daily usage, and I am talking worldwide consumption. It is an astounding number, and should it continue, we might have to move to Mars.

Pollution
Remember the fog that was around a few years ago? All that 'Indonesia forest fire blah blah blah' was bullshit. The truth was never revealed, and was kept that way. As you can guess, it was Xi's fault. According to our sources, a few years back, Xi was undergoing a series of slimming exercises that, as you can see now, was unsuccessful. But all that hard work did succeeded in doing something. The fats that were stored in his body were being burned by the exercises and started to produce smog. There was no effective way of stopping it, and it went on for a few months. And this is only a small case compared to what he has done to the Ozone Layer. I shall not elaborate, but all I can say is that the damage was inhuman.

Economic Crisis
One of the world's tallest architecture, the World Trade Center, standing at a majestic 1368ft, was destroyed on the 11th of September 2001. It was said that the terrorist launched a plane towards the tower and crashed into it. Loads of bullcrap. That plane was a private jet owned by Xi, and he was on his way to the United States of America. It was his first time using that plane, and he didn't know that his massive weight was a burden to the plane. The plane ended up flying at an extremely low altitude, way lower than the safety level. It crashed into the tower, and the rest, you can imagine.

With all that said, you can now see that people like him is a burden to the society. When will the holy land that we live in be desecrated by those people, we will never know. So work with me, my brothers, towards the day where we can have a "Xi'less day" and roam freely in our mother Earth.

To Xi: FUCK YOU.

**All the above events that was mentioned is fictional (except for "To Xi: FUCK YOU."). Any future occurrence will be considered as coincidence.**

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Views and Interviews on Xi

Entry by : ivan

Due to popular demand, oNty had made the effort to find out more about Xi. We had made interviews with 3 different person that are involved in Xi's life.


Name : Mary lim ah muay
Age : 89
Occupation: Prostitution

Xi has been my koolest, hottest, sexiest, smelliest, shortest, fatest, most disgusting customer ever. Because he is my onli customer. I known him since World War I and his performance had never deprove since then. His Dragon Claw is unbearable. He always made me whine out loud when using Dragon Claw. When he is on fire, he will use is Sparrow turn Eagle! And thats life-threatening! He made me tear the bedsheet and shout out 'SONG AR' I heard from my fellow colleagues that he still have 1 special skill call Peacock Spread Feather. He uses that once every decade. That may cause instand death! Whats bad about him is his unbearable odour. And he always act blur and never pay! THATS CHEAP!

Name : Ang li zhu
Age : 69
Occupation : Pork seller

Xi has always been my best product. Other than his head, other parts of his can fetch high price. His ass is best for Ba Kut Teh. But recently, his meat begins to stinks and rot easily. This cause my shop to suffer a great blow. I wonder what happen to him... If this continues, i will stop getting my stock from him. I hope he will clean himself and dun stinks that much.

Name : Unknown
Age : Unknown
Occupation : Xi's Toilet Bowl

WTF! You wan talk about Xi?!?! His the first one ever to fill the toilet bowl to the brim with his insane 1 hit KO lau sai! When he pees, he always misses. Until recently then he starts to use a hose to help him when peeing so he wont misses. I am his 153th toilet bowl in 2 weeks. He cracks almost every toilet bowl he uses. I duno how long i can last. When he wipes his ass, he tends to take a close look at his shit and take a sniff. Sometimes when unlucky, he will drop his toilet paper ,which is fill with shit, on me! And he dun even bother to clean! After his bussiness, he will make a insane 8sec fart for the finishing touch. Oh ya, his shit can never be washed away with 1 flush. 9 at least. I hope he will eat lesser and shit lesser.

Based on the following information, we can conclude that Xi has a good performance with older ladies and serve a good economical purpose. Only bad thing is he dun have good toilet manner.

Plz stay tune for more info on xi.

More Torto!!



Once again, its xi....

Craving for Xi???

Entry by : ivan

I noe u ppl cant get enuf of Xi. With the supreme efficiency of oNty, we are here to bring you more about Xi. If you ppl are sick of Xi, plz read also.

About Me:
..........Me..........
-Chia xi hong-
12/10/1990-libra (owns)
-15++ yrs old-sEc 4
-bball shooting ma ma hu hu.
-fat-ugly-short-crazy at times
-AMATEUR bballer
-current dotA NOOB
-retired traceur coz no time to practice

..........Likes..........
-basketball
-wastin my life in front of my computer
-listening to music
-spongebob squarepants
-sec 3 camp 'o5
-The Longest Yard
-FOOD
-FOOD
-FOOD

..........Dislikes..........
-backstabbers
-liars
-hypocrites
-players
-smokers
-ulcers [they make eatin painful]

..........Cant live without..........
-you
-handphone
-wallet
-keys
-money
-computer
-mp3
-and most imptly..FOOD!

Who I Want to Meet:
BasiCalLy aNyonE & eveRy0nejux wanna know more friendsmy email add Is [[xihongisme@hotmail.com]]!!!(know wad to do??)fEel free t0 aDd m3 in mSn anD in frIenSteR [ add me la idiot ]
(Adapted from Xi friendster)

Basically, Xi seems to be just a normal kid. But if you think that he is that simple-minded, GO TO HELL!!!

For more info, plz go http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=6824083
.
Its Xi friendster!!!
Dun hesistate to drop him a testimonial.



Friday, June 09, 2006

Case Study: Xi

Entry by YJ:

Today, we are going to discover more about the wonderful and amazing species known as the "Xi".

As you all know, Xi is fucking shithead. But that is only the surface of what seems to be the truth that is left uncovered. Therefore, I am here today, to educate all of you about the fascinating and genuine truth behind that horrible face. Here, is the accumulated data that we have spent years to discover:

**The following information is subjected to update without notice.**
Name: Chia Xi Hong
Age: 15+
Alias: RedHot, ShitHead, SexTurbo, LardAss, EmoKid and anything that is associated with the word 'Fat'
Occupation: Student, Part-time Retard
D.O.B: 12th October 1990
D.O.D: Soon...
Sex: Undefined
Level of Certified Education: None
IQ: 20-23
Hobbies: Attention Seeking(a.k.a. AS), Watching Porn, Masturbating(Unconfirmed), Basketball, Acting Cute, Being Emo and etc..
Association: Former oNty member, reasons for quiting are unknown.
Favorite Quotes: "I'm not gonna take this shit anymore! I QUIT!"

And there you are. If you have any sources of further information, please do not hesitate to contact us. You cooperation is appreciated, so please help us expand our knowledge of the mysterious being known as the "Xi".

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Baldding Xi: Fact, or Fiction?

Entry by YJ:

Today, let us discuss about an interesting topic: Xi's hair

**Caution**
[What you are about to see is something which is absolutely disgusting and may cause seisure. Please consult your doctor before viewing the following photograph.]

Here is a picture of his head:















Spotted something fascinating? Something like 2 baldding spots on his head? Well, put all doubts aside, because those really are baldding spots! After countless hours of studying and investigating of this picture, the oNtys have came up with the absolute conclusion that Xi is in fact, going bald. It wasn't an easy task, as we have risked the lives our 2nd-in-charge, Ivan and our not-so-important WeiSiong, to take this astounding photo. Alas, their effort has not been wasted and has contributed much to our cause. I would like to take this oppotunity to thank them for his hard work. Your effort has been noticed and thus, we salute you, Ivan and WeiSiong. And to Xi, LOL YOU'RE GOING BALD ROFL!!!!

Btw, this picture was taken at the same day Torto was forcefully taken hostage by Xi. It's seems that that action was a fit of anger due to this photo being taken. To what seems to be our fault, it is still considered a crime and thus, would not be forgiven until further actions have been taken.

To Xi: LOL U SHITHEAD ROFL UR GOING TO HELL LOL ROFLCOPTER!!!!

ToRto's entry

ToRto's Childhood...
As most of u noe... Xi is a demon... He raped numerous soft toy... Inculding mi... T_T My owner is MX... Hes is in oNty...1 dae...when he was on the way to Ivan's , onty's 2nd in charge, hus to play mahjong... he spotted the demon on the way... he invited him to ivan hus so tt he wun felt so lonely... We were happi playing and lauging at the demon's hair... and suddenly... out of no where!!! he grabbed me... he threaten to tear mi apart if anione of the oNtys get near him... oNtys were are panic... dey tried thousands of way to clam him down...but all the methods failed... dey forced him to a corner... he gt no way to run... suddenly, he took hes camera phone out of hes pocket and... ARGGGGG....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!.....and...and...he...and he took a picture of mi and him!!!!!!! tt leave a big and unhealable scar in my childhood... from tt dae onward...i became mute... all thx to "mr kool and sexy guy"...for those who tot i m crapping...i gt edvidence...

Image gotten from "u noe who" friendster.... and i shall name tis photo : HIM & ME

i m still hafin nitemares everynite...T_T

Sunday, June 04, 2006

2nd dae...

It's the 2nd day of this blog... n xi still sucks... xi unblocked everyone except me(yj)... sobsob... but hu cares?? xi is just a shithead... n we all know that. he probably didnt want to remove the prison number.. thats y he blocked me for so long... "u think i block u all because i wanna keep the number??? FINE! i'll remove it..." says xi... ROFLCOPTER at that... he's still keeping it, and it has been more den 3 days... good job u shithead.

btw... play wif the tag board... use other's de name.. do wadever u wan.. abuse it, use xi's name...


P.S. XI U SUCK ROFL LOLOL LMAO U FUCKING SHITHEAD ROFL!!!!

ToRto in NUS....

xiao qi de xi

todae xi scolded mi fer using hes name...still...i havent admit its mi who wrote hes name...hope he wun find out by reading tis blog...

An insult? yea mayb bah...but i m juz saeing it once and u are comin fer my life ar...fine lor..if u tink u are older den mi can bulli mi ar...
Blocking mi in msn?...i got to sae tis is childish...u juz gt 1 less fren...and 1 less contact...gt no difference from being a loner....
when i sae behind yr back...u sae i m backstapping u...when i sae infront of u...u sae i m insulting u....i m juz JOKING!!!since u cant take a joke...go learn to take a joke...
Learn from hui yuan la...he is the 1 who can joke wif...he can take joke...n u? sae 1 sentence onli... come quarrel wif mi...if i sae whole passage...den i will be hack to death ar?
Bully?i can sae u dun even look like 1...tink i scare ar?i can tell u i m not...all u wan is a sry and a start afresh mah...i can tell u de...no prob...S-O-R-R-Y...wana start afresh?...juz a single word and u are so happi...childish rite???

edited from honghui's blog on 11 apirl 2006...but it is delete due to overwhelming negative comments...or mayb hes juz felt tt hes action is retarded so he deleted it...honghui...if u are looking at tis blog...look down...others...plz dun...

FUCK U!

Saturday, June 03, 2006

ToRto

1 dae...a torto luff at another torto fer being a turtle...the torto replied and sae u are a turtle too!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
created by " xihong " plz luff...

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