Views and Interviews on Xi
Entry by : ivan
Due to popular demand, oNty had made the effort to find out more about Xi. We had made interviews with 3 different person that are involved in Xi's life.
Name : Mary lim ah muay
Age : 89
Occupation: Prostitution
Xi has been my koolest, hottest, sexiest, smelliest, shortest, fatest, most disgusting customer ever. Because he is my onli customer. I known him since World War I and his performance had never deprove since then. His Dragon Claw is unbearable. He always made me whine out loud when using Dragon Claw. When he is on fire, he will use is Sparrow turn Eagle! And thats life-threatening! He made me tear the bedsheet and shout out 'SONG AR' I heard from my fellow colleagues that he still have 1 special skill call Peacock Spread Feather. He uses that once every decade. That may cause instand death! Whats bad about him is his unbearable odour. And he always act blur and never pay! THATS CHEAP!
Name : Ang li zhu
Age : 69
Occupation : Pork seller
Xi has always been my best product. Other than his head, other parts of his can fetch high price. His ass is best for Ba Kut Teh. But recently, his meat begins to stinks and rot easily. This cause my shop to suffer a great blow. I wonder what happen to him... If this continues, i will stop getting my stock from him. I hope he will clean himself and dun stinks that much.
Name : Unknown
Age : Unknown
Occupation : Xi's Toilet Bowl
WTF! You wan talk about Xi?!?! His the first one ever to fill the toilet bowl to the brim with his insane 1 hit KO lau sai! When he pees, he always misses. Until recently then he starts to use a hose to help him when peeing so he wont misses. I am his 153th toilet bowl in 2 weeks. He cracks almost every toilet bowl he uses. I duno how long i can last. When he wipes his ass, he tends to take a close look at his shit and take a sniff. Sometimes when unlucky, he will drop his toilet paper ,which is fill with shit, on me! And he dun even bother to clean! After his bussiness, he will make a insane 8sec fart for the finishing touch. Oh ya, his shit can never be washed away with 1 flush. 9 at least. I hope he will eat lesser and shit lesser.
Based on the following information, we can conclude that Xi has a good performance with older ladies and serve a good economical purpose. Only bad thing is he dun have good toilet manner.
Plz stay tune for more info on xi.
Due to popular demand, oNty had made the effort to find out more about Xi. We had made interviews with 3 different person that are involved in Xi's life.
Name : Mary lim ah muay
Age : 89
Occupation: Prostitution
Xi has been my koolest, hottest, sexiest, smelliest, shortest, fatest, most disgusting customer ever. Because he is my onli customer. I known him since World War I and his performance had never deprove since then. His Dragon Claw is unbearable. He always made me whine out loud when using Dragon Claw. When he is on fire, he will use is Sparrow turn Eagle! And thats life-threatening! He made me tear the bedsheet and shout out 'SONG AR' I heard from my fellow colleagues that he still have 1 special skill call Peacock Spread Feather. He uses that once every decade. That may cause instand death! Whats bad about him is his unbearable odour. And he always act blur and never pay! THATS CHEAP!
Name : Ang li zhu
Age : 69
Occupation : Pork seller
Xi has always been my best product. Other than his head, other parts of his can fetch high price. His ass is best for Ba Kut Teh. But recently, his meat begins to stinks and rot easily. This cause my shop to suffer a great blow. I wonder what happen to him... If this continues, i will stop getting my stock from him. I hope he will clean himself and dun stinks that much.
Name : Unknown
Age : Unknown
Occupation : Xi's Toilet Bowl
WTF! You wan talk about Xi?!?! His the first one ever to fill the toilet bowl to the brim with his insane 1 hit KO lau sai! When he pees, he always misses. Until recently then he starts to use a hose to help him when peeing so he wont misses. I am his 153th toilet bowl in 2 weeks. He cracks almost every toilet bowl he uses. I duno how long i can last. When he wipes his ass, he tends to take a close look at his shit and take a sniff. Sometimes when unlucky, he will drop his toilet paper ,which is fill with shit, on me! And he dun even bother to clean! After his bussiness, he will make a insane 8sec fart for the finishing touch. Oh ya, his shit can never be washed away with 1 flush. 9 at least. I hope he will eat lesser and shit lesser.
Based on the following information, we can conclude that Xi has a good performance with older ladies and serve a good economical purpose. Only bad thing is he dun have good toilet manner.
Plz stay tune for more info on xi.
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