Where is the love?
Entry by YJ:
There are reasons why the society is not functioning as well as before, be it economically or in civics. Yet, problems faced today are commonly found to be rooted out from one source. If you haven't figured out yet, then please refer to the articles below. Yes, I am talking about people like Xi. You see, they are not only eyesores to us, they are also, in fact, more harmful and dangerous than you can think of. Here are the very fundamental issues they bring about:
Rapid decrease in resources
As you all know, our resources are rapidly being used up. But do you really know where they went? You shouldn't, because these issues weren't being disclosed to the public. After years of research by our intelligence, we have discovered that about 78% of daily usage is contributed by people like Xi. In fact, Xi has personally take up about 20% of the daily usage, and I am talking worldwide consumption. It is an astounding number, and should it continue, we might have to move to Mars.
Pollution
Remember the fog that was around a few years ago? All that 'Indonesia forest fire blah blah blah' was bullshit. The truth was never revealed, and was kept that way. As you can guess, it was Xi's fault. According to our sources, a few years back, Xi was undergoing a series of slimming exercises that, as you can see now, was unsuccessful. But all that hard work did succeeded in doing something. The fats that were stored in his body were being burned by the exercises and started to produce smog. There was no effective way of stopping it, and it went on for a few months. And this is only a small case compared to what he has done to the Ozone Layer. I shall not elaborate, but all I can say is that the damage was inhuman.
Economic Crisis
One of the world's tallest architecture, the World Trade Center, standing at a majestic 1368ft, was destroyed on the 11th of September 2001. It was said that the terrorist launched a plane towards the tower and crashed into it. Loads of bullcrap. That plane was a private jet owned by Xi, and he was on his way to the United States of America. It was his first time using that plane, and he didn't know that his massive weight was a burden to the plane. The plane ended up flying at an extremely low altitude, way lower than the safety level. It crashed into the tower, and the rest, you can imagine.
With all that said, you can now see that people like him is a burden to the society. When will the holy land that we live in be desecrated by those people, we will never know. So work with me, my brothers, towards the day where we can have a "Xi'less day" and roam freely in our mother Earth.
To Xi: FUCK YOU.
**All the above events that was mentioned is fictional (except for "To Xi: FUCK YOU."). Any future occurrence will be considered as coincidence.**
There are reasons why the society is not functioning as well as before, be it economically or in civics. Yet, problems faced today are commonly found to be rooted out from one source. If you haven't figured out yet, then please refer to the articles below. Yes, I am talking about people like Xi. You see, they are not only eyesores to us, they are also, in fact, more harmful and dangerous than you can think of. Here are the very fundamental issues they bring about:
Rapid decrease in resources
As you all know, our resources are rapidly being used up. But do you really know where they went? You shouldn't, because these issues weren't being disclosed to the public. After years of research by our intelligence, we have discovered that about 78% of daily usage is contributed by people like Xi. In fact, Xi has personally take up about 20% of the daily usage, and I am talking worldwide consumption. It is an astounding number, and should it continue, we might have to move to Mars.
Pollution
Remember the fog that was around a few years ago? All that 'Indonesia forest fire blah blah blah' was bullshit. The truth was never revealed, and was kept that way. As you can guess, it was Xi's fault. According to our sources, a few years back, Xi was undergoing a series of slimming exercises that, as you can see now, was unsuccessful. But all that hard work did succeeded in doing something. The fats that were stored in his body were being burned by the exercises and started to produce smog. There was no effective way of stopping it, and it went on for a few months. And this is only a small case compared to what he has done to the Ozone Layer. I shall not elaborate, but all I can say is that the damage was inhuman.
Economic Crisis
One of the world's tallest architecture, the World Trade Center, standing at a majestic 1368ft, was destroyed on the 11th of September 2001. It was said that the terrorist launched a plane towards the tower and crashed into it. Loads of bullcrap. That plane was a private jet owned by Xi, and he was on his way to the United States of America. It was his first time using that plane, and he didn't know that his massive weight was a burden to the plane. The plane ended up flying at an extremely low altitude, way lower than the safety level. It crashed into the tower, and the rest, you can imagine.
With all that said, you can now see that people like him is a burden to the society. When will the holy land that we live in be desecrated by those people, we will never know. So work with me, my brothers, towards the day where we can have a "Xi'less day" and roam freely in our mother Earth.
To Xi: FUCK YOU.
**All the above events that was mentioned is fictional (except for "To Xi: FUCK YOU."). Any future occurrence will be considered as coincidence.**
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