The Name is Xi. The Game is Me.
1st of November, an extraordinary day with the presence of xi haunting me as usual. A simple miscommunication that led to this monster anger took place. Below is the conversation between a cool and charismatic superhuman, who did not want his indentity to be revealed, and a monstrous freak, with schocking hideousness, the Xi.
Anonymous: Wan play bb?
Xi : I ask my fren can lend ball liao then u two say no need. Play
me? u all 4 ppl there can play 2v2 liao.
Anonymous: We got ball here.
Xi : I playin at 201 there. U wan u come. I leavin at 3.
Anonymous: Ya la ya la. Play yourself la. loner.
Xi : U think only u know how to play bball?
Anonymous: Oi your reply no link la. Go play with your girls la.
Xi : Lol. Talk your cock. Im listenin.
Anonymous: Play your girls. Im looking. And you got my attention. *AS.
Xi : Ok. Good.
(The above conversation was subjected to moderate moderation for better understanding. The whole idea remains.) *AS= Attention Seeker
As you ppl can see. The anonymous did nothing to antagonise the monster at first. However, the monster hostile approach aggravated the situation. The monster might be pissed off by his phone book secret being revealed by oNty. He should not have dragged the innocent into this kind of situation due to his depression. From my logical assumption, Xi must have been suffering from AV deficieny, a deadly disease which is the main cause of death in Africa after malaria. The syptoms of this disease are obesity, massive hair loss, sexual hallucination, nipples turn pure black, pokadots everwhere on the skin, shrinking of testicles and body odour. From what we see, Xi matches all above syptoms. The result of this disease is DIE AS A VIRGIN!
R.I.P XI!.
Anonymous: Wan play bb?
Xi : I ask my fren can lend ball liao then u two say no need. Play
me? u all 4 ppl there can play 2v2 liao.
Anonymous: We got ball here.
Xi : I playin at 201 there. U wan u come. I leavin at 3.
Anonymous: Ya la ya la. Play yourself la. loner.
Xi : U think only u know how to play bball?
Anonymous: Oi your reply no link la. Go play with your girls la.
Xi : Lol. Talk your cock. Im listenin.
Anonymous: Play your girls. Im looking. And you got my attention. *AS.
Xi : Ok. Good.
(The above conversation was subjected to moderate moderation for better understanding. The whole idea remains.) *AS= Attention Seeker
As you ppl can see. The anonymous did nothing to antagonise the monster at first. However, the monster hostile approach aggravated the situation. The monster might be pissed off by his phone book secret being revealed by oNty. He should not have dragged the innocent into this kind of situation due to his depression. From my logical assumption, Xi must have been suffering from AV deficieny, a deadly disease which is the main cause of death in Africa after malaria. The syptoms of this disease are obesity, massive hair loss, sexual hallucination, nipples turn pure black, pokadots everwhere on the skin, shrinking of testicles and body odour. From what we see, Xi matches all above syptoms. The result of this disease is DIE AS A VIRGIN!
R.I.P XI!.
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