Thursday, August 10, 2006

oNty REBIRTH!...WITH A BANG!

By: Ivan (edited by YJ)

This is debut of the new season of the Anti-Xi project. Actually I should not be here writing all these crap. We oNty also want to have peace between us and the monster, Xi. However, our very dear ally of oNty, Mr. YT Chan just discovered something which is just purely amazing and incredible. Xi had just wrote something which is tempting the peace-loving oNty to make a full scale strike back. All right, without further ado, I am now going to show you something fascinating. Something way beyond your wildest imagination.

xi hong 2/8/2006
BOO!
I'm here for a reason
But can say im being 'forced'Teehee
Lets begin.
A sweet girl
Busy with her hectic schedules as always
Perpetually reaching home late
So somehow i also sleep late liao
My black circles is u hai de =(
And so is my occasional headaches
HahaOne more thing
Sleep as early as possible
So as to not get sick easily
One more thing
Dun cry anymore
Got me
XD
Takee care ya?

Maybe its just some 'I'm in love' testimonial but I want you people to read it again considering this: The author is a 80kg freak. His waist is the size of the perimeter of a stadium. His pee can fill an Olympic size swimming pool. His head is no better than some barren dry land that is deprived of absolutely everything. A guy with shocking hideousness. An odor surrounding him which u cannot differ from the smell of shit, or probably even worse. Picture this in mind: When this monster is writing the testimonial, his giggles get louder with every letter he types. What's in his mind is R21 and considered somewhat obscene, therefore I shall not further describe. The monster's brain is just filled with 'I IN LOVE'. This is a monster which will practically do anything to lose his virginity. This is by no means a joke. WE ARE NOT KIDDING YOU.

Considering the situation, we shall not reveal the identity of the person receiving this testimonial as we can understand that she has really suffered quite a blow. Anyway whoever received it, oNty bless you.

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