The Birth to the Death...
Entry by : ivan
Ever imagine how Xi's life started??? Ever imagine how Xi's will end??? Actually, this question we oNty did really think of it. So I hereby present the birth to death of Xi. Words maybe dull and u ppl may be bored. Therefore, in order to live up the name of the efficiency of oNty, illustration will be put up to help you ppl to understand better. (WARNING : Pictures you are about to see may cause discomforts. Viewers discretion is advised.)
Thats the birth of Xi!! Its somewhere in a pig farm.(No one take record of the name of the farm because no one really give a shit bout his birth.) As you can see, he was a cute little baby at young age. Records had shown that the doctor who delivered him died due to his fucking shithead face. He was not suffering from baldness at that age as he dun even have a strain of hair. During this period of his life, its basically eat, shit, sleep, act cute, seek attention and more eating. This is also the time he get his poor peeing aiming habit. Nothing much actually. Just the fuking pig.
Thats xi learning how to swim. As you ppl will noe, the purpose for him to learn to swim is juz to go to the swimming pool to watch other girls swim. Just look at that pair of pervetic eyes. Thats part of Xi skill. Those eyes may seems to be closed but Xi actually can see very clear. Thats the 1st grade peeping tom skill. However, the picture may be showing Xi in a very comfortable position, but actually he is struggling, paddling his four freaking pig legs. So when you see xi anywhere in swimming pool, just give him a kick or anything worst. ( Picture taken from Hougang simming complex)
As you ppl noe, Xi is always desperate for woman love. He will always think of himself as a pitiful kid and think no one understands him. He will always hope his dreamgirl will appear. All these fascination can be seen on this pic. If you happens to be a girl, why not try your luck and try to know Xi better. Whenever his fascination starts, he will wear his angel ring around his neck. OOOooo... How cute...
Thats Xi in his teenage life. This is where the Emokid, Lardass and Sexturbo thingy started. Its also the era where he get total controlled by the oNty. At this part of his life, he will start to think of his future... Lawyer? Pilot? Doctor? What job will Xi be taking? However, these will be all his dream... His future was already destined by oNty. Don't hurry, we will show you his future later. Lets talk more about Xi now. Hmm.. during his teenage life, life was hard. Why? You ppl should know why. This blog will be the answer. OKOK. I know you ppl cant wait for Xi future. No problem. I will show you.
Ok. Needless to say. I guess you ppl know this will be the outcome. Actually his life was quite a roller coaster. Its not that bad afterall. Yup. Thats it. Before you ppl notice Xi is dead. I hope you ppl will treasure him more after reading this.
(This picture is meant to be Xi's tombstone) AAAAwww... How nice of oNty to make such a lovely tombstone. Thx oNty first incharge MX for the tombstone. Please dun shed a single tear because thousands of pigs like this die everyday.
Ever imagine how Xi's life started??? Ever imagine how Xi's will end??? Actually, this question we oNty did really think of it. So I hereby present the birth to death of Xi. Words maybe dull and u ppl may be bored. Therefore, in order to live up the name of the efficiency of oNty, illustration will be put up to help you ppl to understand better. (WARNING : Pictures you are about to see may cause discomforts. Viewers discretion is advised.)
Thats the birth of Xi!! Its somewhere in a pig farm.(No one take record of the name of the farm because no one really give a shit bout his birth.) As you can see, he was a cute little baby at young age. Records had shown that the doctor who delivered him died due to his fucking shithead face. He was not suffering from baldness at that age as he dun even have a strain of hair. During this period of his life, its basically eat, shit, sleep, act cute, seek attention and more eating. This is also the time he get his poor peeing aiming habit. Nothing much actually. Just the fuking pig.
Thats xi learning how to swim. As you ppl will noe, the purpose for him to learn to swim is juz to go to the swimming pool to watch other girls swim. Just look at that pair of pervetic eyes. Thats part of Xi skill. Those eyes may seems to be closed but Xi actually can see very clear. Thats the 1st grade peeping tom skill. However, the picture may be showing Xi in a very comfortable position, but actually he is struggling, paddling his four freaking pig legs. So when you see xi anywhere in swimming pool, just give him a kick or anything worst. ( Picture taken from Hougang simming complex)
As you ppl noe, Xi is always desperate for woman love. He will always think of himself as a pitiful kid and think no one understands him. He will always hope his dreamgirl will appear. All these fascination can be seen on this pic. If you happens to be a girl, why not try your luck and try to know Xi better. Whenever his fascination starts, he will wear his angel ring around his neck. OOOooo... How cute...
Thats Xi in his teenage life. This is where the Emokid, Lardass and Sexturbo thingy started. Its also the era where he get total controlled by the oNty. At this part of his life, he will start to think of his future... Lawyer? Pilot? Doctor? What job will Xi be taking? However, these will be all his dream... His future was already destined by oNty. Don't hurry, we will show you his future later. Lets talk more about Xi now. Hmm.. during his teenage life, life was hard. Why? You ppl should know why. This blog will be the answer. OKOK. I know you ppl cant wait for Xi future. No problem. I will show you.
Ok. Needless to say. I guess you ppl know this will be the outcome. Actually his life was quite a roller coaster. Its not that bad afterall. Yup. Thats it. Before you ppl notice Xi is dead. I hope you ppl will treasure him more after reading this.
(This picture is meant to be Xi's tombstone) AAAAwww... How nice of oNty to make such a lovely tombstone. Thx oNty first incharge MX for the tombstone. Please dun shed a single tear because thousands of pigs like this die everyday.
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