Monday, June 19, 2006

Goodbye Xi...

Entry by ivan:

As you people know Xi had quited oNty. But in fact, he had not pass up his letter of resignation and we oNty do not accept verbal account. According to oNty law number 186, Xi is in fact still in oNty. In order to get rid of this piece of crap, we oNty will officially issue a letter of resignation to Xi.(Subjected to copyright rule.)

Dear Xi:
oNty hereby thank you for your participation for these few years in oNty. We thank you for the joy and fun you brought to us, although it will be better without you. We appreciate your contribution, for example stinking the class and steal our food. We oNty must let you know one fact, your presence is really significant to us.

We are so sorry that we have to sack you because ur shithead face is really horrible. We are also afraid that your balding will become contagious and this life-threatening disease will spread among the oNty. We also cannot stand your horrible odour cause it really stinks like hell. Your acting cute also disgusted us. Especially when you are playing with Torto. That sight was inhuman.

You are now officially term as Ex-oNty member. You shall stay away from us and stop pestering us. You are really a fucking shithead. You stinks and you stick onto people. Please stop trying to start a conversation with oNty and try to let us accept you again. We appreciate if you will be 5metres , at least, away from us.

oNty is not as hard-hearted as you people think. We hereby term the condition for Xi if he wants to join back oNty, the greastest association ever after Al Qaeda. You are required to offer us the extra valued $288 fruit hamper and kneel down infront of us until your freaking pig trotters grow roots. Another option will be for Xi to run around naked in Cologne, Germany, during the Sweden and England World Cup match. Other terms and condition will be subjected to other oNty member request. We oNty do not feel a bit of remorsefulness for sacking this piece of crap.

Thankyou.

To Xi : SONG BO YOU ARE SACKED! NOW BALD ALONE AND FUCK OFF! EARTH DONT NEED YOU!

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