Unbearable Umbrella, Rain of Laughter
Entry by YJ:
It's been a while since I have made an entry due to busy schedules and such, and for that, I apologize. What I'm about to touch on is nothing too important, nor is it threatening the world. Rather, it's quite personal. It did manage to leave a permanent scar in my teenage life, causing horrible mental images to occur now and then.
It happened on the 20th of June, which was 2 days ago. It began as a fine morning, but after a while, it started to rain. It didn't bother me, since the route that I take to school did not involve walking in the open, so I was pretty much sheltered from the rain. It all happened when I was on my way to the classroom. There I was, discussing about the great future of oNty with our dear WZ a.k.a. Woo Zhen, when all of a sudden, we noticed something different about Xi. We were going to greet him as a formal gesture of good will, and then it happened. We saw an umbrella on his hand! If it did not occur as a big issue to you, let me remind you that a fully grown man-thing walking to the classroom with a sling bag and an umbrella in his hand isn't the prettiest sight in the world.
WZ and I was like,"LOLROFLMAOBBQ LOOK AT XI WIF HIS UMBRELLA LOL SUXX0R!!!!!" He did not turn around to reply or attack us, whether or not he noticed is none of my business. Seemingly, he was not aware of his own embarrassment.
When he eventually noticed my insults constantly bombarding him, he attempted to counterattack by poking me with his umbrella. That had marked the final stroke of my tolerance. With my last breath, I fell to the ground, laughing insanely and non-stop. What he had done was the ultimate joke of his life, whether he has found out or not. Good work, Xi. You made my day.
Ultimately, let us not forget, ROFLMALOLBBQ XI IS A UMBRELLA BOY ROFL SUXX0R!!!!!
With that, I end today's post.
It's been a while since I have made an entry due to busy schedules and such, and for that, I apologize. What I'm about to touch on is nothing too important, nor is it threatening the world. Rather, it's quite personal. It did manage to leave a permanent scar in my teenage life, causing horrible mental images to occur now and then.
It happened on the 20th of June, which was 2 days ago. It began as a fine morning, but after a while, it started to rain. It didn't bother me, since the route that I take to school did not involve walking in the open, so I was pretty much sheltered from the rain. It all happened when I was on my way to the classroom. There I was, discussing about the great future of oNty with our dear WZ a.k.a. Woo Zhen, when all of a sudden, we noticed something different about Xi. We were going to greet him as a formal gesture of good will, and then it happened. We saw an umbrella on his hand! If it did not occur as a big issue to you, let me remind you that a fully grown man-thing walking to the classroom with a sling bag and an umbrella in his hand isn't the prettiest sight in the world.
WZ and I was like,"LOLROFLMAOBBQ LOOK AT XI WIF HIS UMBRELLA LOL SUXX0R!!!!!" He did not turn around to reply or attack us, whether or not he noticed is none of my business. Seemingly, he was not aware of his own embarrassment.
When he eventually noticed my insults constantly bombarding him, he attempted to counterattack by poking me with his umbrella. That had marked the final stroke of my tolerance. With my last breath, I fell to the ground, laughing insanely and non-stop. What he had done was the ultimate joke of his life, whether he has found out or not. Good work, Xi. You made my day.
Ultimately, let us not forget, ROFLMALOLBBQ XI IS A UMBRELLA BOY ROFL SUXX0R!!!!!
With that, I end today's post.
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