Sir, that's my pudding you're stepping on.

Entry by YJ:

After countless articles on what problems Xi has caused to our wondrous society, you probably think that he is a good-for-nothing bum. Well, part of it is true. But to think that Xi is completely useless is a grave mistake, for he has accomplished in life is more than you can imagine.

What you are about to see may shock you, and completely change your opinion about Xi.




















Yes, word has it that Xi is going to star in the sequel to the great hit, Superman, in it's new movie, Superman Returns. You may think," WTF HOW IS IT POSSIBLE WTF NO CHANCE IN HELL!!", but the truth is there. And to those that do not believe that this is true, and that this picture is just a fake, I can assure you that this picture is by no means some kind of cheap paint edited creation.

As you all know(or maybe you don't), the first movie was a great success, but was never released in Singapore, due to unknown reasons. However, this time, due to Xi's connection to Singapore, the sequel will be screened here. Many fans have great expectations for the sequel to the big hit, and whether Xi will be able to satisfy the crowd, only time will tell.

To Xi: LOL U SHITHEAD U LOOK GOOD IN THIGHS ROFLMALOLBBQ!!!!