The hidden truth behind Rooney's red-card

Entry by : MX

I bet most of you had witness Wayne Rooney's red card. Most of you must be shouting " Refree, are u blind?!?!". How can a player with such amount of talent getting red-carded in such a important match? Is the refree brided? Or is it because of C.Ronaldo that influence the refree's decision? Many must have felt that Rooney was the main culprit for England's downfall. Please push such thoughts aside. No player in the world would had wanted to get red-carded in the world football biggest event. Not D.Beckham( 98 world cup ). Not Ronaldinho ( 02 world cup ). And of couse, not W.Rooney. The teenager is still young and hot-headed. But under the guidence of A.Ferguson at ManUtd, he will improve his temper.

Now back to the topic, why did he red-carded. Replays had showed that he was tackled and about to lose the ball. His strong determination refuse to give up. He continue to fight for the ball, and accidentally step on a portugal player's groin ( a.k.a dick). You guys just simply watched the replay and started to scold the refree, but not me. I was determined to find out the truth behind the red-card.

I zoomed in the replay 20 times and found out that Rooney wasnt himself. He facial expressions betrayed all the lies that are preventing us from getting the truth. I sit in front of the television watching the replays over and over again for 10 hours and finally, i managed to find out the truth behind all these. In one of the sene, our dear friend, XiHong appear in the background. His mouth was mumbling something. After consulting my friend, who pratice witch magic since he was 5year old, i come to the conclusion that he was casting a black magic on Rooney. He wanted Rooney to kill that portugal defender but due to his newbie black magic skills, he failed. But that still earn Rooney a red-card.

I went on with other investigations and found out that Xi betted $5 with singapore pools for a portugal win. But never did he expect that England managed to hang on for a draw even without rooney, which in other word, he lost his $5. I also found out that Xi was jealous of Rooney's glory over all these years. During one trip to his house, i manage to find out one of his well-kept secret. i manage to get hold onto a photo which suppose to be Rooney, only that its contain Xi's face. Once again, people will start shouting " MX IS A POOR LIAR!!!" Please people, i wont be posting here if i dont have any edvidence.

The following photo is taken by me, and is under the copyright law. If you are interested in this photo please consult me before saving it.

As most of you can see, xi is living in his own fantasy world. He is always jealous of other people achievements and cant wait for their downfall. And because of his immatured act, he caused England chance of getting a taste of the world football biggest prize.

The above information were all friction. Only the part where "xi is living in his own fantasy world" is considered as half fact.

Sir, that's my pudding you're stepping on.

Entry by YJ:

After countless articles on what problems Xi has caused to our wondrous society, you probably think that he is a good-for-nothing bum. Well, part of it is true. But to think that Xi is completely useless is a grave mistake, for he has accomplished in life is more than you can imagine.

What you are about to see may shock you, and completely change your opinion about Xi.




















Yes, word has it that Xi is going to star in the sequel to the great hit, Superman, in it's new movie, Superman Returns. You may think," WTF HOW IS IT POSSIBLE WTF NO CHANCE IN HELL!!", but the truth is there. And to those that do not believe that this is true, and that this picture is just a fake, I can assure you that this picture is by no means some kind of cheap paint edited creation.

As you all know(or maybe you don't), the first movie was a great success, but was never released in Singapore, due to unknown reasons. However, this time, due to Xi's connection to Singapore, the sequel will be screened here. Many fans have great expectations for the sequel to the big hit, and whether Xi will be able to satisfy the crowd, only time will tell.

To Xi: LOL U SHITHEAD U LOOK GOOD IN THIGHS ROFLMALOLBBQ!!!!