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Lyrics:
You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

The Name is Xi. The Game is Me.

1st of November, an extraordinary day with the presence of xi haunting me as usual. A simple miscommunication that led to this monster anger took place. Below is the conversation between a cool and charismatic superhuman, who did not want his indentity to be revealed, and a monstrous freak, with schocking hideousness, the Xi.

Anonymous: Wan play bb?
Xi : I ask my fren can lend ball liao then u two say no need. Play
me? u all 4 ppl there can play 2v2 liao.
Anonymous: We got ball here.
Xi : I playin at 201 there. U wan u come. I leavin at 3.
Anonymous: Ya la ya la. Play yourself la. loner.
Xi : U think only u know how to play bball?
Anonymous: Oi your reply no link la. Go play with your girls la.
Xi : Lol. Talk your cock. Im listenin.
Anonymous: Play your girls. Im looking. And you got my attention. *AS.
Xi : Ok. Good.
(The above conversation was subjected to moderate moderation for better understanding. The whole idea remains.) *AS= Attention Seeker

As you ppl can see. The anonymous did nothing to antagonise the monster at first. However, the monster hostile approach aggravated the situation. The monster might be pissed off by his phone book secret being revealed by oNty. He should not have dragged the innocent into this kind of situation due to his depression. From my logical assumption, Xi must have been suffering from AV deficieny, a deadly disease which is the main cause of death in Africa after malaria. The syptoms of this disease are obesity, massive hair loss, sexual hallucination, nipples turn pure black, pokadots everwhere on the skin, shrinking of testicles and body odour. From what we see, Xi matches all above syptoms. The result of this disease is DIE AS A VIRGIN!

R.I.P XI!.

OK Go

Enjoy.