Who cares abt Os

Today is oct 30th. Ya, its my Olevel chinese day. Instead of spending this time wisely by reading some books, i choose to spend my time to find out how united the flowers are. After having some retarded/no sense chats, i asked Janice, their so-called "big flower" whos Ah Heng. I was shocked by her answer.

[ 0001 ] Only Phailures wait for calls. says: whos ah heng?
ECINAJ says: xiaowei lar

The above edvidence proved that the flowers ain't as united as the oNtys.
Ya. Don't be stunned. I didn't do any edits. Its as real as peanut butter on a piece of bread eaten by xi. ( just that xi's bread got a little more peanut butter. )

Rules of the PHONEBOOK

According to our research, there are several rules that concern the usage of the PHONEBOOK. While some of them are written down in the book itself, the rest have been uncovered by our very own investigations.

Written rules

The human whose name and phone number is written in this book shall be called at 1900hr everyday.

This note will not take effect unless the writer has the subject's face in their mind when writing his/her name and phone number. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

If the number of calls per day is written within 40 seconds of writing the subject's name and number, it will happen.

If the number of calls per day is not specified, the subject will simply be called once.

After writing the number of calls per day, the details of the call should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

Unwritten rules

The human who uses this book can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.

The human who touches the PHONEBOOK will be haunted by images and voices of its original owner calling the human, even if the human's name and phone number is not in the book.

The instrument to write with can be anything, ((e.g. cosmetics, blood, etc)) as long as it can write directly onto the note and remains as legible letters.

Even after the individual's name, phone number , the number of calls, and call condition on the PHONEBOOK were filled out, the phone number, time and condition of calls can be altered as many times as you want, as long as it is changed within 6 minutes and 40 seconds from the time it was filled in. But, of course, this is only possible before the victim gets called once.

As you see above, the phone number, time and conditions of calls can be changed, but once the victim's name has been written, the call can never be avoided.

(The content is subjected to update without notice.)

Flowers' TOMB

After years of hardwork, the oNty's CIA department finally found the unfindable. The Xi's phone book, A.K.A the Deathnote!!! This isn't any phonebook which you can find in any bookstore. This is the one and only phone bk which only Xi, the demon, can have access to. After the book is found, the CIA has spent hours to break the password. Finally, we managed to break the code and took a look at the victim's name. These victims are either dead or hmm... dead. (Due to confidential issues, the telephone numbers of the victims have been kept anoynmous.)

Xi's Phonebook ( This Section will be updated according to our research.)

Ah Hua
May
Mary
Jill
Jane
June
Pauline
Janice aka The Man
Eileen aka No Eyebrows
Lileen aka Miss Lee
Mabel aka Fatso
Xiao Wei aka Ah Heng

RIP Flowers