Year Of The Xi ( Pig )

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Lyrics:
You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

The Name is Xi. The Game is Me.

1st of November, an extraordinary day with the presence of xi haunting me as usual. A simple miscommunication that led to this monster anger took place. Below is the conversation between a cool and charismatic superhuman, who did not want his indentity to be revealed, and a monstrous freak, with schocking hideousness, the Xi.

Anonymous: Wan play bb?
Xi : I ask my fren can lend ball liao then u two say no need. Play
me? u all 4 ppl there can play 2v2 liao.
Anonymous: We got ball here.
Xi : I playin at 201 there. U wan u come. I leavin at 3.
Anonymous: Ya la ya la. Play yourself la. loner.
Xi : U think only u know how to play bball?
Anonymous: Oi your reply no link la. Go play with your girls la.
Xi : Lol. Talk your cock. Im listenin.
Anonymous: Play your girls. Im looking. And you got my attention. *AS.
Xi : Ok. Good.
(The above conversation was subjected to moderate moderation for better understanding. The whole idea remains.) *AS= Attention Seeker

As you ppl can see. The anonymous did nothing to antagonise the monster at first. However, the monster hostile approach aggravated the situation. The monster might be pissed off by his phone book secret being revealed by oNty. He should not have dragged the innocent into this kind of situation due to his depression. From my logical assumption, Xi must have been suffering from AV deficieny, a deadly disease which is the main cause of death in Africa after malaria. The syptoms of this disease are obesity, massive hair loss, sexual hallucination, nipples turn pure black, pokadots everwhere on the skin, shrinking of testicles and body odour. From what we see, Xi matches all above syptoms. The result of this disease is DIE AS A VIRGIN!

R.I.P XI!.

OK Go

Enjoy.

Who cares abt Os

Today is oct 30th. Ya, its my Olevel chinese day. Instead of spending this time wisely by reading some books, i choose to spend my time to find out how united the flowers are. After having some retarded/no sense chats, i asked Janice, their so-called "big flower" whos Ah Heng. I was shocked by her answer.

[ 0001 ] Only Phailures wait for calls. says: whos ah heng?
ECINAJ says: xiaowei lar

The above edvidence proved that the flowers ain't as united as the oNtys.
Ya. Don't be stunned. I didn't do any edits. Its as real as peanut butter on a piece of bread eaten by xi. ( just that xi's bread got a little more peanut butter. )

Rules of the PHONEBOOK

According to our research, there are several rules that concern the usage of the PHONEBOOK. While some of them are written down in the book itself, the rest have been uncovered by our very own investigations.

Written rules

The human whose name and phone number is written in this book shall be called at 1900hr everyday.

This note will not take effect unless the writer has the subject's face in their mind when writing his/her name and phone number. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

If the number of calls per day is written within 40 seconds of writing the subject's name and number, it will happen.

If the number of calls per day is not specified, the subject will simply be called once.

After writing the number of calls per day, the details of the call should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

Unwritten rules

The human who uses this book can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.

The human who touches the PHONEBOOK will be haunted by images and voices of its original owner calling the human, even if the human's name and phone number is not in the book.

The instrument to write with can be anything, ((e.g. cosmetics, blood, etc)) as long as it can write directly onto the note and remains as legible letters.

Even after the individual's name, phone number , the number of calls, and call condition on the PHONEBOOK were filled out, the phone number, time and condition of calls can be altered as many times as you want, as long as it is changed within 6 minutes and 40 seconds from the time it was filled in. But, of course, this is only possible before the victim gets called once.

As you see above, the phone number, time and conditions of calls can be changed, but once the victim's name has been written, the call can never be avoided.

(The content is subjected to update without notice.)

Flowers' TOMB

After years of hardwork, the oNty's CIA department finally found the unfindable. The Xi's phone book, A.K.A the Deathnote!!! This isn't any phonebook which you can find in any bookstore. This is the one and only phone bk which only Xi, the demon, can have access to. After the book is found, the CIA has spent hours to break the password. Finally, we managed to break the code and took a look at the victim's name. These victims are either dead or hmm... dead. (Due to confidential issues, the telephone numbers of the victims have been kept anoynmous.)

Xi's Phonebook ( This Section will be updated according to our research.)

Ah Hua
May
Mary
Jill
Jane
June
Pauline
Janice aka The Man
Eileen aka No Eyebrows
Lileen aka Miss Lee
Mabel aka Fatso
Xiao Wei aka Ah Heng

RIP Flowers